Saturday, January 16, 2016

White Shadow pt.3


[A.D] Make yourselves comfortable, boys.
[M.K] What are we, doing here? It's almost nine! I was supposed to be at home by now!
[A.D] Come closer. Both of you.

That's better.

[J.M] Again with that perfume! I can't take it anymore!
[A.D] But you asked for it, baby!
[J.M] I...?
[A.D] Yes, Jacques. Did you forget?
[J.M] I...
[A.D] Listen, boys. We don't have time for this. We are here for work. You know that. Don't you?
[M.K] What are we doing here anyway?? With you!!
That is YOUR house!!!
We shouldn't be here!!
[A.D] Relax, Mark.
What we have here is a meeting. A very important meeting.
[M.K] A meeting??
[A.D] Yes, Mark. You are both in the middle of a very important meeting regarding your new law.
You know that, don't you??
[M.K] I have no idea... What meeting?
[A.D] Do I have any reason to lie, sweety? What's wrong with you anyway? Don't you trust me?
[M.K] It's not that... Anyway... you were saying...
[A.D] What you will do now, is that you are going to inform your wife, that you have to be in that meeting for the next few hours. Okay?
[M.K] Hours? Are we gonna be here for hours??
[A.D] Of course we are, Mark! It's one of the most important meetings of your career we are talking!! Don't you think we need to have hours ahead of us??
[M.K] I guess... I'm sorry...
[A.D] Jacques? I didn't hear you.
[J.M] Okay...
[A.D] Okay? Jacques? What was that?? Don't you think that this was way too American for someone like you??? You know how much I hate Americans..
[J.M] Uhm... I know... I mean... oui...
Excusez-moi, Madame Aymeline...
[A.D] That's better... Never forget that, Jacques...
Now. As I said. Make yourselves comfortable.


Wait! What is this? Is this comfortable?
[M.K] Why?
[A.D] Are we still in the office, Mark?
[M.K] No!
[A.D] Comfortable means comfortable, dear! You are not comfortable right now! Are you?
[M.K] I'm... I'm... not... you are right...
[A.D] Are YOU, Jacques?
[J.M] Non...
[A.D] I can't imagine how uncomfortable it must feel to sit on that chair like this, when this couch is waiting for both of you!!
[M.K] I... uhm...
[A.D] Everyone knows that when someone tells you to make yourself comfortable, it is only good manners to do exactly that. Am I right, Jacques?
[J.M] Uhm, oui...
[A.D] You, above all, should know how important it is to be polite! Right, dear?
[J.M] Oui! I'll go sit over there...
[A.D] Accent, Jacques! I can't stand listening to your stupid American accent!
I don't care if you don't know the words! Use your French accent!!
[J.M] But Madame Aym...
[A.D] You set the example, Jacques!!! For fuck's sake!!!
[J.M] But...
[A.D] For the last time, Jacques!!! When in my presence, you will never speak like an American!!
NEVER!! It's gross!! It makes me wanna puke!!! You want that, Jacques??
[J.M] Non, Madame...
[A.D] So, get your shit together, Jacques!!!
When I am around and you want to speak your stupid language, you will speak with a French accent!!! You hear me????
[J.M] Oui, Madame!!
[A.D If anyone hears you, I want him to think you are a native French trying to speak English!!! Do you understand???
[J.M] Oui, Madame Aymeline... Excusez-moi for being so rude...
[A.D] Now, make yourselves comfortable.

Mark, is that comfortable?
[M.K] I think it is!
[A.D] When someone tells you to be comfortable, you know you SHOULD show him that you feel comfortable. It helps break the ice!! Especially when you are in a meeting as important as ours. Isn't it so, Mark?
[M.K] Uhm, I guess...
[A.D] And that goes for both of you. Right, Jacques?
[J.M] Uhm, oui...
[A.D] You both want this meeting to go well. You both realize that it's of utmost importance that this meeting ends up well. Am I right?
[M.K] Of course...
[A.D] And for this to happen you both need to show ME that you REALLY feel comfortable. Huh?
[J.M] Oui...
[A.D] And you both know that for you to SHOW how comfortable you feel and help break the ice in our meeting, you should sit right next to each other. You know that, don't you?
[M.K] Yes...
[A.D] So. Get closer!!

Closer.

Closer.

[M.K] It can't go any closer than that!!!
[A.D] I think it can, Mark.
[M.K] But we can't!!
[A.D] You want to break the ice, Mark! It's of utmost importance! You know that, don't you??
[M.K] Well, yes. But...
[A.D] It's your law, Mark. Always keep your mind in that law!! It's the most important project in your life! You want to jeopardize it, just because you couldn't break the ice in your most important meeting??
[M.K] NO!! NO, I DON'T!!
[A.D] Then show me you are comfortable, Mark! Sit comfortable with your friend on that couch! NOW!!
[J.M] But, Madame Aymeline! We 're okay!! He's just pressing his body against mine now!! That's not comfortable!!
[A.D] It is NOT, Jacques. And I think you KNOW WHY!!!
[J.M] WHY???
[A.D] Because you need to open your legs and rest them all over his lap, dear!!! THAT'S WHY!!!
You need to have your legs all over him to be as comfortable as it gets.
And you, Mark. You need to rest your hands on the top of your friend's thighs.
[M.K] WHAT?? THAT IS SO GAY!!!
[A.D] Comfortable, Mark. That is called "comfortable".
[J.M] But...
[A.D] Feeling comfortable is the only thing that matters for both of you now. You are aware of the situation and you both realize how important it is to make all of us feel comfortable. Gay is not an issue when we are talking about your careers. After all, we all know you are not gay. Am I not right?
[M.K] I... I'm sorry. I guess... I guess sometimes I overreact...
[A.D] You do, Mark! You overreact!! You are just breaking the ice with me! You are just showing that you are comfortable, that's all!!
Now, pull your friend even closer to you by the waist until your bodies are pressed up against one another.
[J.M] But, please...
[A.D] That is better, boys. Now, that's what I call comfortable. Jacques, feeling comfortable is all that matters. This HAS to go well. You know that! Your bodies should be pressed together at all times. You have to be as comfortable as it gets.
[J.M] I am!
[A.D] Your hands should touch each other's bodies with no hesitation. It shows comfort! You have to show that you even enjoy slightly each other's touch...
And Jacques, you will obviously not take your legs from Mark's lap. It's perfectly cute and utterly professional. I think it's the ideal position for you to have throughout our meeting.
[J.M] But I... never mind... okay...
[A.D] And here are your drinks.
[M.K] Drinks? What drinks??
[A.D]The drinks you asked to set the mood, Mark!!
[M.K] But I didn't ask for any drinks!
[A.D] Don't you think we should all have a drink, Mark? To feel more comfortable? Everybody drinks to feel more comfortable.
[M.K] I... yeah, I guess you 're right... we could use one...

[J.M] Wait!!! What is it, that you...
You just slipped into our drinks something!!!
[A.D] What? This?
[J.M] Yes!!!
[A.D] These are to make you feel more comfortable, Jacques! Don't you want to be more comfortable?
[J.M] But... but I am comfortable!!! What is it??
[A.D] Just a little something to make you feel even MORE comfortable, Jacques! I don't think it can get any clearer than that! Can it?
[J.M] But... I don't think...
[A.D] Are you questioning me, sweety?
[J.M] Well, no... it's just that...
[A.D] ENOUGH!!! Never mention it again, Jacques!!
I slipped something into your drinks to help you be more comfortable!! Simple as that!
So.
Listen up, boys.
You both realize that you should not move away from your current position, as that would show that you are not as comfortable as it gets. And you do realize that you have to be comfortable, right?
[M.K] Yes, but...
[A.D] The way you are sitting right now shows comfort, Mark. And that is all that matters at the end of the day, okay?
[M.K] Yes. But. You know...
[A.D] That would be all, Mark.
You are now in your comfort zone...
And you are willing to do whatever it takes not to leave your comfort zone...
[J.M] Madame Aymeline....
I think something's going on.
You know...
[A.D] No. I have no idea, Jacques. And I don't think it's the right time to inform me...
[J.M] Are you... about that drink... I think...
[A.D] I'm sure just the thought of mentioning that drink again sounds ridiculous even to you, doesn't it, Jacques?
[J.M] Well, oui, Madame Aymeline, but... something's going on... I feel so... you know... I want to...
[A.D] No one wants to know what you want, Jacques. And you should keep it that way. Okay?
[J.M] Yes, but...
[A.D] What I know is that no one would ever jeopardize his career by not showing how comfortable he feels right now. Right, Jacques?
[J.M] Oui, Madame... but... I have to go to the... bathroom... for a second...
[M.K] Yeah... me too... I have to, like, right now!!
[A.D] No one is going anywhere, boys!!!
It's only logical that moving away is not an option! No matter what you want! I'm sure you realize that!!! Don't you???
[J.M] Oui... Madame... but...
[A.D] We are in the middle of a very important meeting right now, boys!! There is nothing more important than that!! Even mentioning that you should leave makes the whole situation way too uncomfortable for all of us!!! And that is something that I'm sure you dread...
[J.M] Mark!! Stop rubbing your crotch against me, man!!!
[A.D] JACQUES! What is wrong with you?? Are you out of your mind??? You want to ruin everything here???
[J.M] But Madame Aymeline! He is.. you know...
[A.D] Rubbing doesn't show discomfort, Jacques! Who said it does??? Actually it shows comfort!!!
[J.M] But it's gross!! I mean... everything is so fucked up!! What are we doing here??
[A.D] It is NOT, Jacques! I think the meeting goes nice. I can't even SEE what Mark is doing!!
[J.M] You can't?? But he's all.. you know! I can feel his... oh come on!!!
[A.D] So what, Jacques??
[J.M] I told you, something's going on!! I really want to... you know!!
[A.D] But, Jacques... we both know it would ruin everything if you left now...
[J.M] I know!!
[A.D] Then why don't you just do what Mark here so quietly does...
[J.M] Because it's... weird!!! I want to, but I can't!!
[A.D] It has happened to me once... you know?
[J.M] What happened to you??
[A.D] I was at a very important meeting once. Sitting on a guy's lap. Just like you do with Mark here!
And while at the meeting, we both got real hot, you know?
[J.M] ...
[A.D] Yeah, so we suddenly wanted to fuck... like, really bad...
And all this just because I could feel his rock-hard cock rubbing against my leg...
[J.M] ...
[A.D] And everyone knows you can't resist the idea of a cock rubbing against you, right?
[J.M] If you are a woman, I guess...
[A.D] I mean. Even if I were a guy, feeling someone's cock against me would get me rock hard. It's a fact.
[J.M] ...
[A.D] So we started rubbing our bodies against each other... you know like crazy...
But we never lost control...
Cause we were at the meeting...
[J.M] ...
[A.D] See, I knew he wanted to cum real bad with all that cock-rubbing against me...
I wanted too...
But neither of us did...
[J.M] ...
[A.D] So we stayed there, rubbing our bodies together throughout the whole meeting...
Waiting for the meeting to be over... just like Mark over here!!
[J.M] What then?
[A.D] What then?? We fucked right there of course!!! And we fucked showing no mercy!!!
[J.M] Oh my!!
[A.D] It's only logical, Jacques!! Isn't it?
When you feel someone's cock pressing against your body, it builds up tension, right?
[J.M] Yeah. I guess...
[A.D] Thinking about a hard cock all tense like this, creates a sexual heat way too difficult for someone to resist. Don't you agree, Mark?
[M.K] What... uhm...
[A.D] I'm saying Jacques over here, that when you feel a hard cock rubbing against your body, you can't but think about all that sperm stored inside that man's balls, aching to come out. Isn't it so?
[M.K] Yeah... I guess...
[A.D] Of course it is. Everyone knows that. You know that, right??
[M.K] I do...
[A.D] See, Jacques? Mark is already there!
If you would feel a hard cock pressed against you right now, all you would think about would be all the sperm stored in its balls...
And what to do to help all that sperm come out... Isn't it so?
[J.M] I guess...
[A.D] So rubbing your crotch as well, against someone else's body does not sound that weird... does it?
Actually, it's a way to keep it professional while at a meeting and at the same time, help the other part prepare his balls for some real shooting. Right, Mark?
[M.K] What? I was... wasn't listening...
[A.D] I'm saying that feeling a cock touching your body makes you think what you can do to help it shoot his load all over you. This is what I'm saying...
[M.K] What? Shoot?? Load?? What are you talking about???
[A.D] You don't get offended, Mark. You can't fool anyone. Come on. We 're just saying that if you feel a cock touching you, it's only natural to think about helping it find some release.
[M.K] No... no! NO!! Who says that stuff???? I mean, that is SO GAY!! I AIN'T NO FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
[J.M] HE'S RIGHT!!! WHO SAYS THAT BULLSHIT???
[A.D] Just take it easy, boys!
I think we need to put on some more of our perfume.

First of all, you both know you don't have to be gay to like cock!
[M.K] WHAT?
[J.M] Oh come on!!
[A.D] I'm not gay and I love cock!! How can you explain that??
[M.K] But you are a w...
[A.D] Let ME.
Well, YOU CAN'T, MARK!! That is the truth!!
You CAN'T explain that!
I'm not gay at all and just the thought of a big, hard, veiny cock waiting to fuck my skull like a whore, can have me on my knees begging for it. What makes you think you are different??
[M.K] But I ain't like this!!!
[A.D] I'm not saying that you are, dear. Having your skull fucked by a hard cock is a bit out there. I know that. I'm just saying though, that it's only normal, that when you feel a hard cock pressed against your body, it's almost inevitable to start thinking what you can do to help it shoot its load all over you. That's all! It doesn't sound weird, right?
[M.K] But isn't it what a faggot would do?
[A.D] No, Mark! It's what ANYONE would do! Everybody knows that! And YOU more than anybody, should know better!!
[M.K] Me?? Why me??? I'm not...
[A.D] But baby! You are the the Head of the Fashion Industry!! Everyone expects from you to appreciate the charms of a big, hard cock...
[M.K] WHAT? ME?? BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH...
[A.D] I know you are not, baby! I'm not saying that you are! Because that would be a lie. And we are not telling lies here.
We are just discussing about universal truths...
Just like the fact that the head of the fashion industry must be a true admirer of the male body. And a fierce supporter of gay rights as well...
It makes sense. Doesn't it?
[M.K] Gay rights??? Male body??? But... I don't understand...
[A.D] Listen to me, dear. Fashion industry is full of gay men, isn't it so?
[M.K] Yeah. So? What this has to do with me??
[A.D] And the head of the fashion industry should be supporting the rights of his industry, right?
[M.K] I guess...
[A.D] But since most men in this industry are gay, I guess the head of the industry must be supporting gay rights. It makes sense, huh?
[J.M] What are you ta...
[A.D] Do not open your mouth unless you are asked about something, Jacques!! It's not polite!!! Is it???
[J.M] ...
[A.D] That's better!! I suggest that you paid attention, Jacques!! Everyone in your position would just sit there over Mark's lap and just try to rub his crotch against his partner's body carefully not to ruin that meeting. Isn't it so?
[J.M] I'm.. sorry... Madame Aymeline...
[A.D] You set the example, Jacques. Never forget that. Just sit quietly over Mark's lap and be professional. I don't want to hear your voice again. Unless you are asked. Okay?
[J.M] Yes, Madame...
[A.D] SO! Mark. We were saying, that it makes sense for the head of the fashion industry to support the rights of his gay men, right?
[M.K] Yeah. I guess...
[A.D] Of course it is, sweety!
He should protect their right to suck cock whenever they want!! Doesn't he?
[M.K] Yeah, I guess he does...
[A.D] That's right!
And he should also advertise how hot cocks really are...
And he should make people see that being gay is hot...
[M.K] I guess... you 're right...
[A.D] Although you know what the ultimate advertisement would be...
[M.K] What?
[A.D] Can't you imagine?
[M.K] No...
[A.D] Don't make me stating the obvious, dear!
The ultimate statement for the head of this industry is if he were gay himself...
[M.K] Yeah, but...
[A.D] I know, dear. That would be something! That would really take the industry to the next level...
That would really make the whole world see what you and me already know...
How hot it is to feel a rock hard cock touching your body...
Right, Mark?
[M.K] Yes...
[A.D] That's right, Mark. You and me, know that. It's a fact. Being a cock-loving, cum-crazy slut, is the best asset for someone like the head of the fashion industry.
It's the absolute best for him to have, to advertise it, so that he shows to the world what fashion is really all about. I'm sure you would be dying to have that, don't you, baby?
[M.K] Yeah, well, probably...
[A.D] I know, dear. Because THAT is FASHION. And THAT IS what the man who's at the helm, should stand for! The two ideals that take fashion to the next level!
[M.K] Two?
[A.D] Men and skinny girls, Mark!
[M.K] Men and???
[A.D] Skinny girls, Mark! You know that! You don't expect me to believe you 're into fat whores or anything...
[M.K] Fat? No. But I don't..
[A.D] You don't need to say more, Mark. I know. You would never stand looking at a woman more than 100 lbs for more than 2 minutes. It's okay! No man with the tiniest idea about fashion ever would!
[M.K] Yeah... indeed...
[A.D] Every man who knows about fashion today, must obviously be gay so that he can't be fooled by all those curvy bitches out there.
[M.K] Curvy bit...
[A.D] Curvy bitches, Mark!! All those fat-ass whores, who want to take over our industry.
[M.K] But...
[A.D] You don't expect me to believe you 're not a hater of every little whore out there, who's trying to show us her tits like a cheap slut, right?
[M.K] N... no...
[A.D] A big-titted bitch is a big-titted bitch! For life, Mark! She doesn't belong in this industry!
[M.K] I know...
[A.D] There are too many skinny doves out there waiting for their chance to shine. And we can't let no fat-ass whore to ruin those girls' dreams!! Right, Mark?
[M.K] Yeah, you 're right..
[A.D] We got to protect those girls' dreams, Mark! Just like we got to protect our gay community!!
[M.K] Yeah
[A.D] That's why we got to push that law of yours, banning models with a PMI more than 20.
[M.K] More?? You mean less than 20...
[A.D] Less??? What are you talking about, sweety?? Can you even stand looking at a girl weighing more than 100 lbs?
[M.K] Me?? No..
[A.D] Well, what are you talking about then? Can a girl with a PMI over 20 work in this industry?
[M.K] I guess not...
[A.D] That's what I 'm saying, dear.
[M.K] ...
[A.D] Our industry is so lucky for having YOU at its helm, Mark. We would never be able to do this without you!!
[M.K] Thank you... I guess...
[A.D] It' s so important to have someone to inspire people, Mark. Someone who shares our values. Who represents everything that makes our industry what it is today...
[M.K] Thank... you...
[A.D] You are one of us, Mark. And that is all that matters.
[M.K] Thank you, Ms Dupont...
[A.D] Thank YOU, Mark! For being who you are! You know for a second I thought you were gonna be all crazy and ruin this industry.
We were so lucky White Shadow worked like a charm on both of you!
[M.K] White... what? You are talking about that perfume again?
[A.D] I'm sure that final dose burned every last receptor of yours responsible for logical reasoning, sweeties. But I guess, it's for the best. What's important is that no one else knows.
[M.K] But that is not a good thing, is it? I mean, shouldn't we tell people?
[A.D] Obviously not, baby! Hello!!
If you told, you would never get to do what you really want!!
[M.K] What do I want?
[A.D] Isn't it obvious, dear??
[M.K] What do you mean?
[A.D] You know you can be honest with me, sweety.
You can both be honest with me...
[M.K] But I AM honest with you!!
[A.D] You can be honest with me. Both of you. Because I am your best friend...
[M.K] I... I know....
[A.D] This is why you are so comfortable right now.
If I wasn't your best friend you would never be THAT comfortable in front of me...
[M.K] Yeah, well...
[A.D] There is no reason to hide it, Mark. You are with your best friend here.
[M.K] But I'm not hiding anything...
[A.D] I said we're okay, Mark. I am a woman. You know I will understand better than anyone.
[M.K] What, no I don't understand...
[A.D] Everyone knows how hot it is to feel a cock being rubbed against your body, Mark. You don't have to feel bad about it.
[M.K] I... I don't...
[A.D] You are with your best friend here. Who happens to be a woman. And will fully understand if you told her let's say, how hard you both are right now, feeling each other's cock being rubbed against your thighs. We don't have to state the obvious! Right?
[M.K] You are not stating the obvious...
[A.D] I AM, dear!!
I am stating the obvious...
We are having one of the most important meeting in your careers and you are sitting on a couch like a pair of flaming faggots, trying to hide your raging hardons from me, as if I was stupid and I could not see that you 've been rubbing each other's cocks all this time.
[M.K] It's not what you...
[A.D] Oh come on, Mark! Look where your hand is right now!!
Is there any reason to have your hand resting over Jacques' crotch, baby?
[M.K] It's not what...
[A.D] Oh come on, baby. You can feel safe with me. Us girls know how hot a cock is. It's alright.
[M.K] But I'm not gay!!!
[A.D] But you ARE curious to see what a cock feels like! Right, dear?
[M.K] ...
[A.D] Of course you do, sweety. Because you know how hot it is to have a cock in your mouth and you 've been dreaming about it for quite some time.
[M.K] But I'm not...
[A.D] Do not try to deny it as if it is a bad thing, Mark. Actually it would be better if you started seeing it as a good thing. As an asset. For your career...
[M.K] How is... sucking cock... an asset???
[A.D] It's obvious, Mark! It helps you network with people! Use them to your advantage!
Sucking cock is the best asset one can have for his career, baby.
[M.K] Why???
[A.D] Jacques is a friend of yours in a high place, right?
[M.K] So?
[A.D] As a Chief of the CFDA you want to have good friends in high places, right?
[M.K] But I have! Jack is my friend!
[A.D] Not as good as he can be, Mark! Actually he can never be as good as you want him to be!
[M.K] Why??
[A.D] There is only one way, dear, to ensure that Jacques is the friend you want him to be. Otherwise you'll be way insecure with him.
[M.K] But he is my fr...
[A.D] Friends today are to use them, dear. This is what friends are for. This is what you want Jacques for. So that you use him to your advantage when the time comes!
[M.K] And how will I do this??
[A.D] There is only one way, dear. Otherwise you won't be sure about him.
[M.K] I don't understand...
[A.D] The only way is to fuck him, Mark. You know that.
[M.K] WHAT???
[A.D] Oh come on, sweety. You already know that. Fucking him at every chance is the only way to keep having the relationship you want with him.
[M.K] But...
[A.D] I told you it's an asset, dear. It's a weapon you can use to your advantage. Sex with men gives you that. Everybody knows it.
[M.K] But I had never thought it that way...
[A.D] It's life 101, dear. No career man fucks pussies. Only losers fuck pussies. Cocks are hot and most importantly useful. Don't you trust me, Mark?
[M.K] Well, yeah... of course...
[A.D] Well then, don't you think fucking Jacques would prove useful for your career?
[M.K] I... I guess...
[A.D] You don't just guess, Mark. You are sure of it.
Fucking the brains out of Jacques will help you use his position in the Government. Isn't it so?
[M.K] As a matter of fact...
[A.D] And Mark, in my opinion, having him rubbing his slutty body against you is a chance that shouldn't be missed...
[M.K] ...
[A.D] You are a career man, Mark. And you 're having a member of the US Government rubbing his cock against you. Can you think about anything better for your career?
[M.K] I guess... no...
[A.D] Of course you can't, Mark. Because there isn't! You have THE best opportunity here! You can establish a relationship with a Congressman, that will give you unprecedented power.
[M.K] ...
[A.D] Every chance you get, Mark. You should be seeking for opportunities to fuck him like a whore!
[M.K] But isn't it...
[A.D] Gay? So what, Mark? You 're in fashion! You support gay people!! Remember?
[M.K] ...
[A.D] In my opinion, you should be seeking to fuck him as if he's the fuck of your life, dear. Chances like this one come up one every one hundred years. Am I wrong?
[M.K] No...
[A.D] Look at him, dear. All hard and ready to get fucked like a slut. You should have no second thoughts. You should go for it as soon as possible before you lose him.
[M.K] Yeah, you 're right...
[A.D] If I were you, I would forget about useless pussies, dear. Hot horny boys like Jacques over here should be your main target group, sweety. Hot boys to fuck wildly and gain power, baby. Isn't it obvious?
[M.K] I guess, yeah... you 're right...
[A.D] I know I am, baby. I'm sure you 're already thinking about that hardon of that hot slut of yours and how to use it for your advantage...
[M.K] ...
[A.D] You don't have to say anything, dear. It's obvious. Once I leave that room, I'm sure you 're gonna give him the fuck of the century.
[M.K] ...

[J.M] Madame Aymeline!! Please!! You are talking all this time about me as if I'm not even here!!
[A.D] What is this, Jacques??
Is this some kind of joke?
Did I give you permission to speak??
[J.M] Well, no... but... all this time.. you are talking about me!! You are talking about me as if I'm gay!!! You 've been saying so many nasty things about me!!
[A.D] Who says you 're gay, Jacques?
[J.M] YOU do! All this time!!
[A.D] Nobody said you are gay. Only thing we said is that you are polite. Which is true, isn't it, Jacques?
[J.M] Polite?
[A.D] Yes, Jacques. Isn't being polite your main priority in life?
[J.M] Yes... of course it is...
[A.D] That's right. You have to take it easy, baby. You are polite because of your position. That is all.
You are an example in politeness no matter what, Jacques.
[J.M] Yes... but you just called me...
[A.D] A slut? Is that it, Jacques?
[J.M] Ye... ACTUALLY, YES!! I DON'T GIV...
[A.D] You think that is a reason to raise your voice, Jacques? Seriously?
[J.M] But...
[A.D] That is the most rude thing anyone has ever done, Jacques! You seriously expect to keep being an example, after this??
[J.M] But...
[A.D] Apologize, Jacques!!
[J.M] But...
[A.D] APOLOGIZE NOW!!
[J.M] I'm...
[A.D] IN FRENCH, JACQUES!!!
[J.M] Excusez-moi, Madame Aymeline...
[A.D] IF WE SAY YOU ARE A SLUT, JACQUES, THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS TO SMILE POLITELY!! DON'T YOU THINK???
[J.M] Oui...
[A.D] THAT'S RIGHT, JACQUES!! IF WE SAY YOU ARE A SLUT, IT'S ONLY PROPER THAT YOU SMILED POLITELY AND TRY NOT TO MAKE US FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE FOR WHAT WE SAID!! MAYBE DO SOMETHING TO MAKE US FEEL THAT WE WERE RIGHT ON OUR JUDGMENT!! LIKE PLAY WITH YOUR TONGUE A BIT, OR PRESS MARK'S CROTCH EVEN HARDER!!!
AM I NOT RIGHT, JACQUES???
[J.M] You are...
[A.D] Never forget that, Jacques. You have to keep being the example in politeness at all costs. It's who you must be. There is no other way. There is no alternative. If I say you are a slut, you have to reassure me that I wasn't wrong. If Mark is rubbing his hard cock against your thighs, you have to reassure him that everything's fine and help him feel comfortable with it. If Mark wants to fuck your mouth every morning, you have to wait for him under his desk every morning!! Do you understand, Jacques??
[J.M] I am... I'm sorry... Madame Aymeline...
[A.D] You don't need to apologize to me, Jacques. Mark is obviously trying to keep his hardon all this time, dear. What are you thinking about doing for it?
[J.M] I swear, I 'll do my best. After this meeting's over...
[A.D] Heard him, Mark?
[M.K] Yes...
[A.D] He's all yours to fuck!! I'm sure that nasty little whore won't even fuck his wife again to save his cum for you.
[J.M] ...
[M.K] ...
[A.D] Listen, boys. I'll let you do whatever you want right now. But as of tomorrow you 're gonna have to be careful. You may want to fuck the brains out of each other, but for the time being it would be better if I was the only one who knew about it.
[J.M] ...
[M.K] ...
[A.D] Apart from me, there's no other you can trust. You both realize that, don't you?
[M.K] Yes..
[J.M] Oui...
[A.D] So, when you wanna fuck, you 're gonna be coming to me to help so that you don't get caught. Okay?
[M.K] Yes...
[J.M] Oui, Madame...
[A.D] Good boys. For now it's better that you let ME decide what's best for you. Okay?
[J.M] Oui Madame...
[A.D] Okay, then. So. I guess this is for today. We've got tons of things to do tomorrow.
For now, I think I'm gonna let you spend the night at my place.
[M.K] Really??
[A.D] Oh I think you earned it, sweety. He's all yours. You can ride that french-loving "friend" of yours all night until he can't walk.
[J.M] ...
[A.D] Look at him. He's drooling already.








Friday, December 4, 2015

White Shadow pt.2


- You don't need to know my name, Ms Dupont! You were leaving! And what the hell you were saying with Mark anyway? Did he really ask you to bring him photos of your...
- That's none of your business, Mr Congressman. That was between me and him. Now why don't you tell me your pretty little name?
- Did he really ask...
- I think you understand how important it is for me to know your name, Mr Congressman. Don't you?
- What do you need it for? You have no...
- I need to right down your phone number on my phone, dear! What name will I put?
- You have no... what do you need my phone number for anyway?
- For tomorrow, Mr Congressman!! Didn't we say that we are gonna talk about that whole "violation" thing?
- Of course we did! But... anyway, maybe you 're right, here's my number.
- And your name?
- Jack Moore...
- Nice to meet you Jack... See, Jack. We didn't have the chance to say much earlier.
- I think I already know everything I need to know for you, Ms Dupont.
- But you asked me earlier to tell you about me.
- What? Me?? No, I didn't!
- Oh yes you did, Jack. Do I have any reason to lie?
- Lie? Νο, you don't. But I di...
- Listen, Jack. I'm sure you know you have every reason to believe me. I'm an R'n'D outsourcer of the firm I represent. But I've already told you about that, right?
- No. I think you haven't...
- I did, Jack. Actually, that's what we were talking about before that little chat I just had with Mark. I was telling you that there's no point any of you, boys, pressing charges on me, as I'm not part of the firm you think is responsible for that. I'm just an R'n'D outsourcer. Which means I have nothing to do with the agency that Mark thinks is responsible for all that nonsense.
- But you tried... to bribe Mr Keyman, so that he cancels the law that he's going to push! I just saw it!! First you threatened him and then you tried to bribe him!
- And for what reason would I ever do something like that, baby? I own an R'n'D company! What do I have to do with a stupid law about the exclusion of super-skinny models from any kind of professional activity? Do I look like I have any motive?
- I, uhm, have no idea why you did what you did.. Maybe those who you represent paid you to come here and convince Mr Keyman to stop that law.. They lose millions if he passes that law, right? I told him he 's fucking with a whole industry..
- Clever boy, Jack. You 're clever. And very strong-willed, huh?
- What... what do you mean?
- Mark has been a very good boy, here. You see? All silent, doing his very important job! You on the other hand. What should we do with you?
- What are you talking about, Dupont?
- You need to become a good boy like Mark here, Jack.
- What are you..
- That's okay, baby.
- What the fuck are you talking about??
- See, Mark over here, Jack? Uploading his photos like a good boy.
You though...
You are thinking. Way too much. You are a little relaxed, but not nearly the way you should be.
You need more things to confuse your pretty, little brain...
- What are you doing to us?? I told you, you were doing doing something weird!! I do not understand any of this!! Are you doing something with that perfume?? Why is Mark not saying anything???
- Too many questions, Jack. You are not even worried about all these, am I right?
- ...
- You are not worried at all, Jack. All those questions do not worry you, which means that those questions are not important, right?
- I. They are..
- Oh come on. I know you know I'm right, Jack. I can see it in your eyes. You are way too relaxed for someone who is afraid...
- I. Well, what did you do to Mark, then? How you did you convince him to upload all those photos? And why doesn't he even talk?
- Come on, Jack! Mark is pushing for a law that is going to change a whole industry. Don't you think it is of utmost importance to have everything on his PC?
- Impo... why??
- I'm sure you see that as well, Jack. Mark should have every anorexic girl out there on his PC.
- He, why???
- As evidence, Jack! So that he can prove that skinny models exist and that the law must pass!
And for occasional jack-off sessions of course...
- WHAT DID YOU SAY??? ARE YOU... ARE..
- Relax, Jack. Men masturbate. It's okay. 
- What the hell are you talking about, woman? Did you forget to whom you are talking? You have no right, Ms Dupont!
- Relax, Jack. I'm sure you already see that there's no reason to be upset about what I just said. It's a perfectly normal need of men to masturbate watching, or thinking about sexy ladies. Isn't it?
- What this has to do with...
- Just answer the question, Jack. When a woman asks you a question... it's only good manners, remember?
- What the hell do you want??
- I just want an honest answer, Jack. Isn't it okay for men to masturbate thinking about hot ladies?
- ... Well... IT IS! Are you happy now?
- Nice, Jack. Well, then you must also understand that it's totally natural for any man to masturbate thinking over our models. Isn't it?
- It's nat... your models are...
- Our models are models, Jack. And models are supposed to be hot! Isn't it so?
- What this has to...
- Just answer my question, Jack! Models are supposed to be hot, right?
- Well yes!! So what??
- That means Mark over here, can have a little fun time here and there while watching them. Isn't it possible?
- Mark? No way!!! Your models are sick!! YOU are sick!!
- Oh come on, baby! Stop protecting your friend here!!
- Protecting?? I'm not protecting anyone!!
- Oh come on, Jack! We both know Mark. We have both seen the way he stares at me. The way YOU are staring right now..
- WHAT? HIM? ME? I'M NOT STARING!
- Two minutes earlier you were apologizing for staring at my breasts, Jack! What do you mean you 're not staring?
- Staring? I, I said I WASN'T STARING!!
- But you WERE staring!! Didn't you?
- I... You 're trying to confuse me!! I said I...
- You said you were sorry for your inexcusable act and you tried to be nice, Jack.
You were practically drooling staring at my breasts though. You can't pretend you don't remember...
- I... don't...
- Jack... you seem to be a sensible man. I said I already accept your apology. You 're making me feel uncomfortable here...
- You are fucking with me again!!
- Jack. Do you have any reason NOT to believe me?
- I.... I....
- Jack? Again! I said: do you have any reason NOT to believe me? I want the truth!
- FUCK!! WELL, OKAY!! LET'S SAY I DID!! I APOLOGIZED, RIGHT??
- Yes, Jack. You were a true gentleman...
- I have no intention to make you feel uncomfortable in any way!
- That's okay, Jack. These things happen. You are a handsome man and I'm a beautiful woman. It's normal. As long as it stays in the domain of healthy flirting it's okay. I just don't want to get complicated, you know?
- FLIRTING?? THAT'S ENOUGH!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN? I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU!!
- It's fine, Jack. I get a lot of it from men like you anyway.
- LISTEN, LADY! IF I MADE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE I APOLOGIZE!! BUT I SAID I HAD NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER!! SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF MEN LOOK AT YOU SEXUALLY, BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I WOULD NEVER LOOK AT YOU SEXUALLY, EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH!! I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN AND I PLAN ON KEEPING IT THAT WAY!! ARE WE CLEAR?? NOW THE ONLY THING I WANT FROM YOU IS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!! WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY!!
- You break my heart, Jack. You seem like the kind of guy who would never lie to a woman.
- YOU BET I AM!!
- Moments ago you were a true gentleman!
- I ALWAYS AM!! YOU ARE THE ONE TELLING THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPENED!!!
- That's what you keep telling to yourself, Jack. But deep down you know that everything I say is the truth. Right, dear?
- THE... TR... I... FUCK!!!
- You know it, Jack. No matter what you say to yourself, you know I always tell the truth.
And as for that nonsense about me being the last woman on earth for you to do something with.. well, that's okay. I'll pretend it never happened. I prefer to remember your previous comment about me...
- MY... MY WHAT??? MY COMMENT?? WHAT COMMENT???
- You never lie, Jack. And that's what matters. Your last comment when I caught you staring is what I 'll keep from you.
- MY... MY... WHAT COMMENT?
- Come on, Jack. Every woman would be flattered hearing a man telling her that she has one of the most amazing bodies he has ever seen.
- WHAT???
- We 're okay, baby. I so believe you that if you weren't married you would surely begging for a chance with me...
- BEGGING?? BELIEVE ME?? ARE YOU... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN???
- Your words, Jack. Not mine: "I'm so sorry for this, Ms Dupont. I had no intention whatsoever to cause you any discomfort. It's just that you have an amazing body that has to be admired and I would be lying if I told you that if I wasn't married I would be begging for a chance to please it."
- WHAT?????? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
- That is what you said, dear. And please, do me a favor and even try to deny it, because it's obvious you believe me.
- I.. FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE??? HOW?? I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS!!! I DID NOT....
- Yes you did, dear. You know you did because I said so. And you believe me. Don't you, dear?
- I... FUCK!!!! WHY WOULD I EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT???
- Probably because you believe it, baby. Do you see any other reason? I don't...
- BUT...
- You are just a pain in the ass, you know that, Jack??
Listen; Jack; Mark over here is going to follow me back in my apartment. I had no intention to drag you into all this, but it seems after all that you 're going to be a real bad influence for your friend. That means you will have to come with me as well.
- WHAT??? NO WAY!!! I...
- Before you say anything, Jack. Here. Let me put some more of my perfume on you.
See? It's empty!! YOU emptied it! Most people would have been brain dead by now, you know that, Jack??
Anyway!! Listen. You leave me no choice here. You need to be corrected as well.
- CORRECTED?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CORRECTED"??
- Relax, Jack. Take deep breaths. Inhale.
Yes, Jack. You need to come with me to my house where I will be able to explain to you some things. It's not that shocking. Is it?
- IT'S... FUCK!!! IT'S...
- It's not shocking, Jack. I know you believe me when I say it's not shocking. Actually, it's not something you hadn't thought already. If I wasn't the one saying it, you would have suggested that exact thing already! We should all go to my house, where I can show you things about your case. About fashion. Right, Jack?
- FASH... WHAT THE F... I... YOU...
- That's better, Jack. It seems it's working after all, huh?
- WORKIN... WHA...
- Nothing, Jack. I said you both need to learn about fashion. To be fashionized, Jack.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
- You both need to come to my house to learn about fashion. Which is your very important case. You do realize that. Don't you?
- I. WELL, I...!!
- Good boy, Jack... I know you do realize it. Soon we'll be in my house making everything clear. Now you will go and tell Mark's secretary that she can go.
- WHAT? ME?? ARE YOU GIVING ME ORDERS NOW, WOMAN?
- Of course I do, dear. And both you and Mark are supposed to follow them. It's not that weird, is it?
- Follow your orders?? What the fuck are you saying, Dupont??
- I'm saying that even though you protest, you know it's not that weird to follow my orders. Right?
- IT'S... FUCK!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???
- I'm just stating facts, Jack. Do I do something wrong? It's not that weird for you to follow my orders. Actually is natural. I say something and you obey. It's not as if you 're doing something you 're not supposed to. But you already see that, don't you?
- FUCK!!!
- Yeah, about that mouth... I'm so tired of your foul mouth, Jack. You know that?
- I GIVE NO SHIT WHAT YOU 'RE TIRED OF, DUPONT!! I HAVE ALREADY AGREED ON EVERY FUCKING SHIT YOU HAVE TOLD ME. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?? I'LL EVEN COME TO YOUR FUCKIN' LAB FOR THAT FASHION SHIT!! SO YOU BETTER LIVE WITH MY FUCKIN' MOUTH!!! COS' THIS IS WHO I AM!!
- Well, listen, dear. I'm tired of your mouth. And you don't feel nice about it, do you?
- I... FUC...
- You don't feel nice that I'm tired of your mouth, Jack. I can see that. No matter what you say, I know you would prefer If you could be well, more polite with me. Wouldn't you, dear?
- Fuc...
- It's okay to feel bad for not being polite with me, Jack. After all this is who you are. It's not polite to ask a woman to do something for you. You have never asked any woman to do something for you, right, Jack?
- Is.. what? I...
- I said, it's not polite. And you want to be polite, right? Especially to a woman! Men have to be polite to women, don't you think?
- Pol.. well yes...
- They should. Everybody knows that. YOU know that too. Right, dear?
- Fuck... I know...
- I didn't hear you, Jack...
- I said, yes!!
- Well. Obviously, one of us has to go and inform Mark's secretary that she can leave, as we don't want anyone to start asking questions about where we go. Right, Jack?
- Wh... why...?
- Because, Jack... We are going to my house where we will learn about fashion. And Mark here is way too high not to raise any suspicion to his secretary. And now it seems you are getting high yourself. Aren't you?
- I... well, yeah.
- Well, we do not want her to be out there when we go and start asking any weird questions, do we?
- We... no.
- So, we want someone to go and tell Mark's secretary to leave immediately and we want to be polite.
- Yes...
- If I were to go, it means you would have to ask me to go. Right?
- Yeah, right!
- But I am a woman, Jack. And you can't ask a woman to do something for you, right?
- Well, yeah...
- And you want to be polite, right, baby?
- I do...
- So, if you can't tell me what to do. And one of us has to do something, who is that person going to be, Jack?
- I... fuck. I'll go...
- Being polite is everything, dear. And you, above all, understand how important it is to be polite under any circumstances. Right, Jack?
- Yeah, fuck off! I said I'll go!!
- And I'm pretty sure, you know it's not polite to talk like this in front of a woman, right?
- I said, okay!! I'll go!!
- See. I'm tired of you talking like this, Jack. And so are you, huh?
- I'll go! And I'm sorry! What more do you want???
- I'm sure you can do better than that, Jack. Listen to me, dear. You are a Congressman. And I am a woman. You should be an example in politeness, don't you think? You should be a role model in society. Men have to be kind with women. You know. Equality and stuff. Right?
- Yeah, I know. I said I'm sorry!!
- You have to advertise that then, Jack. In fact, you have to be a walking advertisement of that, don't you think?
- I said, yes! You are right!!
- You should be ridiculously polite to me, Jack. No matter what I say, or do. You know deep down that you should be nice and kind to me. You are a public person. You set the example, right?
- Right...
- You will be polite with me then, Jack. Ridiculously polite. It's over. From now on, you will talk to me with the utmost respect. No matter how I talk back to you.
- I said okay, Ms Dupont!! Now can I go and tell the fuckin' secretary to leave?
- You will, Jack. In fact, you will do a lot more than that in the future. But that's not the level of politeness you 'd like though, dear. Is it?
- What? I...
- I said you have to be a walking advertisement in respect, Jack. It has to come natural. You tried to be a bad boy with me. But now you are beginning to realize that it was a real bad idea. Because a person with your position should be a role model in good manners at all times. And this is not a way to address me. Right, dear?
- I. How... I'm...
- I'm French, Jack. Remember? And you know how much we hate english, right??
- Yes...
- It's just good manners, Jack, to show me here and there that you understand that. See, I hate your language, Jack. And in fact, I hate American people to begin with. You have a ridiculous language of which you should be ashamed. But you know that, right?
- I... Yes...
- It's all a matter of politeness, Jack, to try and speak in French when you talk to me. Don't you think?
- I. What?
- Do you speak French, Jack?
- I. No.. Just basic...
- It would be polite, dear, to try your best, so that you make me feel comfortable. That means when you can say something in French you will say it in French. It would be polite and it would help you set the example. It would be polite to ask me all the time if I need something and it would be kind of you to apologize in every other sentence. For no reason. Just in case. Thanking me and apologizing to me must be in almost every sentence. In French of course. Don't you think?
- It's... Okay...
- Was that polite, Jack?
- Uhm. I'm... I mean... Excusez-moi, Ms Dupont. Je suis desolee...
- It's not polite to call me Ms Dupont, Jack. It makes you sound too, you know, official. And it's not nice to play the "official" to me. You will call me, Madame Aymeline instead. It's better to sound more simple, don't you think?
- Yes.
- Jack...?
- I mean... oui, Madame Aymeline!
- That's better... and you should try to sound more like a French, Jack. It's more polite! You do not want to sound like a stupid American, right? It's like you 're disrespecting me!! You should do your best to sound like a French!
- Oui, Madame Aymeline!
- Accent is important, dear! It makes me feel like home. Exaggerate if you have to! It's not bad! You are not obliged to know how to speak like a French! It is better though, to sound ridiculous with an exaggerated fake French accent, than not having an accent at all!! Trying too hard is better than not trying at all!! Am I right, Jack?
- Oui, Madame Aymeline!
- Now we are talking, Jack. Oh and by the way. Jack is way too American. When we are together it would be polite of you to call yourself Jacques. Always with a big, fat, french accent. Wouldn't that be better?
- Oui, Madame Aymeline!
- Sois gentil, Jacques!
- Je vous remercie et je vous promets de faire de mon mieux, Madame Aymeline!
- Excellent, Jacques!! Bon, sois obeissant et fais ce qu'on te dis!!
- Oui, Madame Aymeline!
- That's my boy. Now, no matter how mad you are at me, Jacques, you realize that being an example in politeness is the one thing you do not negotiate.
- Je sais bien, Madame Aymeline!
- Not enough accent, Jacques! You will always keep in mind to be as french as it gets when you open your mouth!
- Je sais bien, Madame Aymeline!

- That's better you filthy fuck. Not go clear the road. We 're going to my house... [whispering]

- Now, Mark! Did you upload everything?




Saturday, November 7, 2015

White Shadow pt.1


- Of course I will! I will fucking change everything!!
- Oh come on, Mark! That will never pass! Not in a million years!! I know that. And YOU know that.
- Yes, maybe once. But not this time. Not with me!
- I've known you for how long? 10? 15 years? You know you are one of my best friends, Mark. And we both know you 're certainly the most fearless one! But that is beyond anything you have encountered until this day, man!! 
- I don't need to hear what I can, or what I can't do, Mr Moore. 
- I'm just saying that some things are out of your reach, Mark. And we both know it! I'm trying to protect you here!
- I'm a big boy, Jack. I think I can take care of myself! 
- You know who runs this industry, Mark. And you know damn well what's your role in it!
- You forget to whom you are talking to, Mr Moore! Do I need to remind you??
- Don't do this, Mark! I'm saying what I think is best for my friend. That's all. My advice is that you should do nothing and just leave things the way they are! It's not France, nor Italy here, you know? We are playing with the big fish here! You can't just press for a US law banning skinny models like this! They are going to eat you alive!!
- THAT'S IT!! YOU 'RE FREE TO GO, MR MOORE!! I THINK WE'RE OKAY!
- I will, Mark. But remember! You can't go to war with a whole fucking industry!
- There will be no war, Jack. I'm the new chief executive of the CFD-fuckin-A, remember?? I set the rules now!! And if I say that those fuckin' faggots are not allowed to use skinny models on their fuckin' shows ever again, then those fuckin' faggots will not use skinny models on their fuckin' shows ever again!! You get what I'm sayin'??
- I do, Mark. Don't get me wrong, man! I'm 100% supportive of your actions!! You know that! It's just that, man. It's a whole fuckin' industry we 're talking about this time, you know? You are fucking with multi-million dollar international companies this time. Are you sure you got what it takes to get through with this?
- I wouldn't be here if I wasn't, Jack. I'm like no other, man and you know that. I'm here to change the way people see fashion!
- What do you m...
- You know damn well what people think about fashion, man!! People think fashion is all about gay men and anorexic chicks!!!
- I know, Mark.
- Well that is going to stop here, man!! Now!! I, am going to change that!! I'm going to fuckin' change the way people see women!!! Enough with those skinny freaks we see everywhere!! Our women will be "women" again, man!!
- Are you sure, Mark?
- Monday morning, Jack!! Monday morning...

- What is going to happen Monday morning, Mr Keyman?
- I'm sorry! But who the hell are you?? Do I know you?? And who gave you permission to enter my office??
- You are right, Mark. I apologize for my somewhat unexpected appearance. Let me introduce myself. My name is Aymeline Dupont.
- I'm sorry. But what exactly is going on here? I don't remember having any appointment with any Ms Dupont. And even if I had, that is not the way to enter my office! As you see, lady, I'm in the middle of a very important meeting here! So if you please, I suggest you went outside and arrange an appointment with my secretary, preferably for next week.
- Yeah. Well. I'm sorry, Mr Keyman, but I think I can't do that. You see, things are a little more complicated...
- WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DO THAT?? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME ANYWAY??
- May I have a seat? Thank you..
- NO YOU MAY NOT!! LISTEN, LADY! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, OR WHAT YOU WANT!! BUT YOU HAVE ENTERED MY OFFICE WITHOUT PERMISSION AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE IMMEDIATELY I WILL HAVE TO CALL SECURITY!
- Relax, Mr Keyman. I'm not here to argue with you. On the contrary, I'm coming as a friend...
- A friend?? What are you talking about, Ms-I-don't-even-know-your-name?
- Dupont, Mr Keyman. It's French. Aymeline Dupont...

- Yeah, whatever Ms Dupont. What is that you want?
- I'm sorry. May I know to whom I speak?
- You are speaking to a member of the US Congress, Ms Dupont. So I suggest that you watch your mouth. And start giving us some answers!
- A Congressman! Wow...

- ENOUGH!! I'M CALLING SECURITY!!
- I'm here to do business with you, Mark. That's why I'm here.
- Business?? Mark?? How you know my name??
- I know many things about you, Mark. I know you are 38. Recently married. Living in the suburbs. Planning on having a kid. Oh. And working on passing a new law that is going to make it a criminal offense to employ women with a  BMI below 20...
- YOU, YOU... WHO ARE YOU??
- I'm just a friend, Mark. I told you. I'm a friend. And I'm here to talk about business.
- WHAT BUSINESS?? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR??
- I'm afraid I can't say much at this point. Although if we reach an agreement, I'll be happy to say more.
- AN AGREEMENT?? AN AGREEMENT ON WHAT??
- Listen, Mark. I represent one of the biggest model agencies in the world. You know us. We are everywhere. Haute-couture, catwalks, shows, magazines, clothing brands, cosmetics. We provide models in almost everything that has to do with women. In other words, we own the fashion industry, Mark.
- So, who the hell are you?
- I told you, Mark. You know us. But I can't tell you who we are. At least not for now. What I want right now is for us to have an understanding.
- What kind of understanding??
- It's rather simple, Mark. You don't fuck with us, we don't fuck with you! And everyone's happy!

- What are you talking about, woman?? Are you out of your mind?? Didn't you hear who am I?? How can you..
- Oh relax, Mr Congressman! I wasn't talking to you!! It's Mark I want.

- Are you crazy, lady?? Is this some kind of joke??
- Listen, Mark. I'm here to do business. You are the new Chief Executive of the CFDA. We all know your past. And we all know what you want to do. I understand that going from the US Government to the fashion industry may feel weird and out of place for you. But that has nothing to do with us. I understand that it's difficult to go from a big-boys club to a girls-only area, but you have to get over it! You don't have to do something stupid that you know nothing of, just to make a statement.
- Are you saying what I think you 're saying Ms Dupont?
- Listen, dear. First I have to remind you that we are on the same page here. We are here to help each other. You protect us and then we protect you...
- What the hell... who are you anyway?? Is this a threat or something?
- Of course not, Mr Keyman! I'm here to show you that we 're all on the same team! You represent us, so that means you do what is in our interest. And then we make sure that you stay in your position!
- My position???
- Oh, Mark. Come on, you 're making this too big a deal! What I'm saying is simple: it's our common interest to work together. We provide jobs for the people and you make sure that we keep on doing that! So our common interest suggests that you stopped what you 're doing with that horrible law you 're planning to push and we meet again so that we agree on our future actions.
- WHAT??? ARE YOU... ARE YOU MAD OR SOMETHING??? HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN MY FACE??? YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN EVEN SUE YOU FOR THIS!!!
- Oh relax, Mark. That would be not wise for either of us. You have to understand we 're doing business here. It's nothing personal! But as for that law... As you understand, Mark, we can't change our models. And of course we can't change our clothes! Some people may find our models underweight or something, but that is what fashion is all about, my dear.
- That's fashion??? Well, it won't be as of this Monday, Ms Dupont! YOU WILL CHANGE, OR YOU WILL GO DOWN!
- You have no reason to threaten me, Mark! There is nothing to argue about! Our girls are perfect the way they are. And they are going to stay that way. We do not want any fat cows opening our shows. On the contrary we want our girls to gain more power. And that's where YOU enter, Mark! YOU have to push things to the limit, dear. You have to help society idolize our girls. As I said, we 're on the same page here.
- Listen, lady. I don't know who you are and I'm not planning on learning anything more about you. But I'm saying this: you don't know me either! If you did, you would have never opened your mouth in the first place, See, Ms Dupont, working for the government for 15 years, my eyes have seen a lot regarding your industry. Gay scandals, drugs, underweight models. Your world is infected, Ms Dupont. But not anymore. Not with me on the helm! I will change that industry forever!!
- But we ARE the industry, Mark! We create the trends that you will follow in the future. We make the icons that you will search for when you 'll want to pleasure yourself! Ask your wife, Mark. We decide who is she going to follow on instagram!! Because WE are the industry, Mark!
- That's it, Ms Dupont! I want you out of my office!!
- You are just a puppet, Mark!! You make sure that you find sponsors for our industry! You make sure that you give nice speeches about how perfect and pure our industry is! You make sure that you praise the girls that WE decide that you praise!! You make sure that you smile a lot! And that you do your best to show that we are everything that everyone would ever dream of! That's what you do!!
- ARE YOU MAD??? OUT!! OUT!! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW!!
- And for the proper amount of money, of course! But you know that already, right?
- ARE YOU CRAZY, WOMAN??? HOW DARE YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE LIKE THAT, GIVING ME MONEY AS IF I'M SOME KIND OF CRIMINAL???
- There are no criminals in this room, Mark. Only smart people...

- I knew they were going to do this!! But damn, I never thought they were going to be that quick. And that stupid!!!
- Why are you saying that Mr Congressman..
- I was just telling Mark over here. Never mind. You are already facing serious charges, Ms Dupont. I have no idea why you did what you did. But as of this moment the future of the fashion industry is the least of your problems. So I suggest that you stepped out and found a good lawyer. Although I'm not sure how effective he's gonna be against the voice of a Congressman...
- So, Mark? What do you say? Should we talk about the details?
- Details? What the fuck is that woman saying?? Ms Dupont, I'll be quick. I want you out of my office right now, or I'm calling security. Either way, tomorrow morning you will be prosecuted for a number of serious violations.
- So. Apology accepted, Mr Keyman.
- APOLOGY??? ARE YOU INSANE, WOMAN?? DON'T YOU LISTEN?? YOU 'RE OVER! MY LAW IS ON ITS WAY!! YOU THINK I'M DOING IT FOR THE MONEY??? OH, I GO FOR THE GLORY MS DUPONT!! THE GLORY, YOU KNOW??? GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE YOU AND ALL THOSE GAY FREAKS THAT YOU WORK WITH, WERE PUSHING OUR YOUTH TO ANOREXIA!! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE IT A CRIME!! I'M GONNA BE FIERCE! AND I'M GONNA CHANGE THE WHOLE FUCKING INDUSTRY!! OUR WOMEN ARE GONNA BE CURVY AGAIN!! AWAY FROM YOUR DISGUSTING NEEDS!!

ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION, WOMAN??

- I told you she's crazy, Mark.

Ms Dupont, now that you put all your perfume, you can go find a good lawyer.

- Why are you saying that, Mr Congressman? Mark and I have a great understanding. And I'm willing to accept his apology. And yours too...

- Apology?? Apology for what???
- For staring at me like that!! Both of you!! Who do you think I am??
- STARING??? ARE YOU...
- LET IT GO, MARK!! THAT WOMAN IS OUT OF HER MIND! JUST CALL SECURITY!!!
- There's no need to do that, Mark. I'm gonna call security myself, to tell them about the two of you!!!
- WHAT? YOU WHAT??? WHAT THE FU...
- Call security for what, Ms Dupont? For watching you putting on tons of perfume while going nuts??
- Oh you got some nerve talking about my perfume, Mr Congressman!! Was it my perfume you were staring, or the part of my body that I applied it on?
- Part of, what...?? What are you talk...
- Where are you looking at, right now, Mr Congressman??
- What? Are you insane, woman?? Are you implying that I'm staring at your chest?? What chest anyway??? Listen, lady! Probably you do not understand the magnitude of the charges that are going to be pressed on you tomorrow, because if you had you would have called the best lawyer anyone could find already. So. You may have your issues thinking that anyone would stare at your chest! But I assure you. Neither me, nor Mark, not anyone in this building wants nothing from you. I apologize if we gave you that impression, but all we need from you is to take your perfume, your non-existent chest and your craziness with you and leave that room immediately!
- You seem to talk about my perfume a lot, Mr Congressman. You like it? It's called "White Shadow". In fact, it's not exactly a perfume. It's more of a pharmaceutical product I have developed. It inhibits certain neurotransmitters in your brain's frontal cortex that are related with logic, judgement and doubt, while releasing others that are related with trust, positiveness and acceptance.
- WHAT??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LADY??? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!! I'M CALLING 911!!!!
- Oh relax, Mark. There is nothing to worry about. You know that, don't you??
- I!! I...
- What? What the fuck is going on here???? I'm calling...
- Take it easy, Mr Congressman. Don't worry. You don't feel different too. Do you?
- What are you?? Are you sa...
- Do you feel different, Mr Congressman? It's a simple question. You can answer that and then you go on with that phone...
- I. I.
- Do you feel any different, Mr Congressman??? It is proper that you answered every question that you are asked, isn't it?
- What??
- I said, you know that when a lady asks you something, you have to answer. It's only good manners! And I'm asking you: do you feel any different?
- Well, NO!! Should I???
- See, dear? That's what I'm saying. You are the same. There is nothing to worry about! Neither do you, Mark. Take deep breaths. Both of you. I want you to take it all in. There is absolutely no reason to have any second thoughts. Everything 's fine over here. No 911. All fine. White Shadow is raising the serotonin levels in your brain as we speak. You will soon be in a state of euphoria. Don't worry. My perfume will help you relax. That's okay. There is no need for us to worry our heads with bad thoughts, do we?
- WHAT THE F...
- We are already feeling better, don't we? No 911. No shouting.
- What... what are you doing, woman? What's with that weird perfume?
- As I said, Mr Congressman. It's just something so that you will have a natural, positive disposition towards anything I say. That's all!
- And why would you do something like that?? That's weird! Dangerous!! Are you using it right now??? We must do something about it!! Shouldn't we?
- YEAH!!!
- There's nothing to worry about, boys!! As I said you stay the same! You just don't doubt much of what I say. It is going to feel more as if it's your big sister talking. Everything's gonna be fine! I want you to be a little more naive and gullible! That's all! Do you have a big sister, Mark?
- What? No!!
- And you, Mr Congressman?
- What this has to do with...
- Do you, Mr Congressman?
- Well, no!!!
- If you had, you would have no doubt whatsoever on her intentions, though! Right?
- What the...
- Think about it, honeys! It makes sense! I'll be like your big sister speaking. No big deal. You will just have your logical judgement being shaped in my hands. You have absolutely no reason to feel any worried. I'm sure you 're starting to see this already... right?
- I..
- I..
- You don't actually have to doubt anything I say. I have no reason to lie, have I? Mark what do you say? Do I have any reason to harm you in any way?
- Well. I don't see one, but...
- That's my boy. See, baby, I named it "White Shadow" because it basically shadows logical judgement! Any logical argument you may have about what I say just gets shadowed with everything that comes out from my mouth!
- That's not, okay...
- Of course it is, Mr Congressman! Because both you and Mark over here, say many things that have to be shadowed by my mouth. Don't you think?
- Shado-what? No! I mean... what are you saying? I think...
- You talk too much, Mr Congressman. That's all. Both of you. You just need to find some dead-ends to what you say. And be guided through the paths that I show you. It's only logical, isn't it?
- ...
- It's.. why should we... I mean, no that's not okay!! Something's going on here!!
- Relax, Mr Keyman... There is no need to worry. You will not feel any difference in your brain. You are the same perfectly rational person at all times. It's just that as long as you 're under the influence of White Shadow, your logic is being reshaped by me. But that is not something that has to worry you. Because I am perfectly rational as well and it's absolutely okay to have your logic being shaped by a perfectly rational person. It makes sense, doesn't it?
- ...
- No, that's not okay! Messing with our logic?? And why should we trust you?? You are doing something weird here!! We are not...
- Oh, relax, Mark. Give it some time! The more you inhale, the more White Shadow gets to your system. As we speak serotonin levels are dramatically increased in your brain. Soon you will feel as if you 're high. And with the soon-to-be total block of the neurotransmitters that are responsible for your judgement, you will soon have the judgment abilities of a 5 year old. Give it some time. Soon everything will seem to make so much sense. There is no need to worry, baby. You 'll see...

- You think we're stupid?? And what stops you from saying whatever you want to us??
- Oh, but I will Mr Congressman! Nothing can stop me now! I will say whatever I want! And you will believe me like a couple of 5 year olds! But that will not worry you! Because either way, soon you 'll be seeing things my way!
- WHAT??
- Oh come on, dear. I'm just saying that if I say something as a fact, you will have no reason not to believe what I just said! Let's say, if I told you that when I entered your office, you both had a hard-on for me, you would have no reason to deny that it happened. Would you?
- What???
- Relax, Mr Congressman. I'm sure you 're already much more comfortable with the idea that I'm not as dangerous as you first thought. Aren't you?
- You...
- So if i say that something happened, I'm sure you already see that most probably I must be right. And if I tell you to follow me let's say to my apartment, I'm sure you would find no reason not to. Right, dear?
- Well, you are dangero...
- Relax, dear. That's it. Here. Have some more.
Just logic. You don't find any reason to be worried, do you? I'm sure you don't even understand why you were that upset in the first place! Do you?
- I... uhm... uh...
- See? You can't find anything to say! It's because your logic gets shadowed by everything I say, dear! That's all. In fact, even if I told you that elephants can fly, you would still have serious problem arguing against, baby. That's okay. Everything's all right. I just shadow your logic and reshape it with my mouth. Isn't "White Shadow" a perfect name for my perfume, honey?
- I guess so... But. You 're messing with our heads!!!
- Of course I do, dear! But you need it. You need it because you 'll need to follow me back to my apartment.
- WHAT?? WHY??
- Because that is my job, dear! That's why I'm here! To make sure we are all on the same page, if you know what I mean.
- WHAT, ARE YOU CR...????
- Relax, Mr Congressman!! We don't care about you anyway!!! It's Mark we want!
- OH YOU 'RE GOIN...
- Mr Congressman! After I make up the right story for you, you 'll be okay to go! So why do you make such a big deal? Don't you see Mark here, how quiet he is?
- I'M NOT GOING TO GO ANYWH...
- Mr Congressman. I don't have all day! I'm gonna need you to shut your fuckin' mouth and let me do my job with Mark. Here. Have some more.
- I won't let yo...
- Listen, dear. Mark HAS GOT to spend the weekend in my house. I have a lot of important things to talk with him.
Now, I don't know how the hell you 're still having the strength to complain, but I assure you that if you go on, I will have to take you with me as well!
- I will never let you tak...
- Oh, Mr Congressman. You never stop, do you? Listen then. I'll be with you in a minute! Just you and me! I see we need to work on our relationship! Now, Mark. I want you to take this.
- What is this...?
- That is the USB drive you wanted to download on your PC! Here, have some more of my perfume as well.
- USB? What USB?? I don..
- Don't you remember anything, Mark? That's why I came here in the first place! We had an appointment so that I bring you a file with all of our models' photos.
- We had?? I don't remember anything like that!!
- Do I have any reason to lie, Mark?
- Well, no. But, a file with your models? Why would I do something like that?
- Probably it's about that law you 're working on. You said you wanted a file with the skinniest models we have.
- What?? The skin...
- The skinniest, Mark. I remember you specifically asking me to bring you a USB full of photos with the most anorexic models we have. Actually not only that, but you asked for the most wild, provocative, extreme photo-shoots I could find!
- I, WHAT?? NO WAY...
- I'm sure it's about that law, Mark. It makes sense. Doesn't it?
- No...
- It does, Mark. You want to have all you can find about our bony models posing like sluts, so that you use it as evidence against us. It makes sense...
- Actually, it... makes sense...
- So, here's your USB, Mark.
- I.. thank you. I guess...
- That's okay. Now go make a new folder, name it HOT and go put everything there. It won't take more than 10 minutes.
- What? HOT? Are you out of your mind??? Why on earth would I name it HOT???
- Because every folder that has models in it, must be named HOT, dear!
- What??
- Models are supposed to be hot, Mark. We know that. Everybody knows that. Maybe not the ones you 'll have on your PC, but as a general rule models are considered to be hot, right?
- Well, yeah.
- So, it only makes sense if you name that file HOT! Doesn't it? You 'll have models in it. Can you find a more suitable name for the folder?
- Uhm, never mind... I guess you 're right...
- Oh and please, baby. Do me a favor.
- What?
- You know, it is of great importance not to do any mistakes. You understand that, don't you?
- Wha... actually, yeah. But it's a file transfer. I won't make any mistake.
- It's absolutely important that you have every single girl on your PC. Right?
- Yes!
- Yeah, but a file transfer is a risky process. Anyone can make mistakes. You know that, right?
- It is?
- Of course it is, Mark!! Most people make mistakes during a file transfer...
- Oh. Okay...
- So. I want you to put all your effort there!
- I was planning to anyway...
- That's it! Which means that no matter what you hear, you will not interfere! Because that would be a reason to lose your concentration on your task and make a mistake.
And that would be something that we must avoid at all costs, right?
- Yes, of course!
- That means that you have to be focused on your task. 100%. One would say your career depends on it!
- You think I don't know that?
- So, no matter what you hear, the only thing that matters is that you upload everything and make no mistakes. Right?
- I know!
- That's my boy! Now go! Do your job!

- Now, Mr Congressman. I see you are the hard-ass here. Let's have a little talk. Should we?
By the way, you haven't told me your name yet...



Saturday, July 25, 2015

3, 2, 1...



and have a nice summer, ladies!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

A Message from Shiny Pink


hello ladies,

big day today!


it's been a while, huh??

hmmm,

well for all the time that you 've spent a whole year waiting for a new "How to" post or something...

well...
let's say, i decided to make it up to you.



so.

first, for everyone who's been asking the past year,
i have to inform you that new mega posts are about to come in the future (they are being written for a couple of years or so), as well as new stories are on their way.

now, 
the reason though that smaller posts are not seen here for a year or more is because...


a NEW SECRET PROJECT 
was being prepared all this time...


so after a year of secret posts,

i decided to present it to you.



its name will be revealed to you on...




Friday, June 12, 2015

The Internal Auditor pt.6

The Internal Auditor pt.6

FRIDAY


[C.A] May I come in?
[Z.W] Yes, of course! Hello, Carl! What a surprise!
[C.R] Hey baby!
[C.A] I...uh... hi, Catalina...
[T.I] CARL?? WH.. FUCK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!! WE DON'T WANT TO RAISE ANY SUSPICION!!!! FUCK!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!! I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME FIRST!!!
[C.A] But, Tanya... I wanted to a...

*SMACK*

[T.I] MY NAME IS MS IVANOVA FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!
IF THERE'S ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING RIGHT NOW, THE WHOLE PLAN WILL BE FUCKED UP!!!
[C.A] I'm.. sorry, Tan... I mean, Ms Ivanova. It's just that, you wanted to see me before I give my final report to the Board.
[T.I] Did you read the report we gave you?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova. I did. And I have to say, I'm not happy with what I read!
[T.I] What did you say, Carl?
[C.A] I...
[T.I] Do I need to remind you what you are as of yesterday???
[C.A] I... no. It's just that...
[T.I] Can you please kneel in front of me, Carl?
[C.A] What? Oh come on!! Ms Ivanova.. please...

*SMACK*

[T.I] KNEEL, CARL!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
[C.A] But...
[C.R] Come on, baby. You'd better do what Ms Ivanova says. It's okay.

[T.I] Good boy. You are not allowed to look me in the eyes. Now you may continue.
[C.A] I... I was saying.... that...
You are framing my team, Ms Ivanova! I know you want to get the job done, but I've known them for years, you know?? Can't we just...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Lick my shoes while talking, Carl. Do not stop until you are finished with your request...
[C.A] But...
[T.I] WHAT DID YOU SAY, CARL??? YOU WANT THE DEAL CANCELLED???
[C.A] No... I... no... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] THEN DO AS I SAY, BITCH!!! START LICKING!!!!

[C.A] I... okay.... I.. mfmfghgh... was... saying... mfmfmghghg... if you could... mfmfmgghgg... let me... mfmfmfmfghghg... keep my team.... mfmfmfmghgh...

[T.I] What?? Keep your team???
Of course not, Carl!
Your team is the perfect candidate to place the blame for our current situation.
They are the only 3 people who know the truth about what we are doing here - with you being the fourth - and obviously they can't be bought!

[C.A] But... mfmfmfghghhg... Ms Ivanova... mfmfmgghhg they are my... mfmfmfmfghghgh... friends!!!

[T.I] Yeah, okay. You will make new friends.
You will accuse those 3 for trying to gain control of this company, handing the Board the evidence that we give you.
You will tell the Board "you couldn't believe it at first", "you've been friends for 15 years with those people", shit like that.
And then you will tell them that you did everything you could to expose those scums.
[C.A] But... mfmfmfhghgh Ms Ivanova...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[T.I] WHAT DID WE AGREE, CARL???

ARE YOU MY PET OR WHAT???

[C.A] I am... Ms Ivanova...

[T.I] SAY IT, CARL!! I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT!!!

[C.A] I'm you pet, Ms Ivanova...

[T.I] LOUDER, CARL!!!

[C.A] I am your pet, Ms Ivanova!!!!

[T.I] LOUDER!!!!

[C.A] I AM YOUR PET, MS IVANOVA!!!

[T.I] AND MRS RAMIREZ'S PET, RIGHT CARL????

[C.A] YES, MS IVANOVA!! AND MRS RAMIREZ'S!!!

[T.I] AND ZHANG'S, CARL!!! RIGHT????

[C.A] YES, MS IVANOVA!!! ZHANG'S TOO!!!

[T.I] Mrs Wen!
[Z.W] Yes?
[T.I] Slap Mr Anderson.
[Z.W] WHAT??
[T.I] Give Mr Anderson a slap, Mrs Wen. He is your subordinate too. We pay him for his services. Don't we, Carl?
[C.A] ....yes... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] Then, ask politely from Mrs Wen to slap your face, Mr Anderson.
[C.A] .... please... Mrs Wen... will you... slap my face..?
[T.I] Walk on all fours towards her, Mr Anderson. Make it easy for her to smack your face. She is too shy. Don't you see?

[C.A] Please, Mrs Wen... Slap me, please...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Now thank her, Carl!!! Zhang, hit him again!!

*SMACK*

[T.I] THANK HER!!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank... you...

[T.I] AGAIN!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you!

[T.I] BETTER!! I WANT HER TO BELIEVE THAT YOU THANK HER!!! I WANT IT TO COME OUT OF YOUR HEART, CARL!!!! ZHANG SLAP HIM!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] ... Thank you!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you, Mrs Wen!!! Thank you so much!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you so damn much, Mrs Wen, for doing this for me!!! Thank you!!!!

[T.I] That's our boy! Enough... Come here. So. You were saying something?
[C.A] ... No... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] That's our boy.
You know all the Members of the Board personally. Isn't it so, Carl?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] That means they trust you.
[C.A] Yes...
[T.I] That is perfect for us, Carl.
You will make sure that you frame your team. We want the Board to press charges against them.
We want the Board to hunt them down. Like dogs. With all the evidence we have for them, those fuckers will probably end up in jail.
[C.A] But...
[T.I] Listen to me, Carl. You have an important meeting in a few hours!
The Board expects something big from you. Since Monday.
And you will give it to them!
You will give them the shocking news that they expect to hear from you!
You have shocking evidence that your own team has been working against the company's interests for months.
[C.A] I...
[T.I] You will make sure though that the information that you give them, will be treated as highly classified. Your team must never know about your role in this. I'm sure the Board will take care of this...
[C.A] But...
[T.I] FUCK THAT, CARL!! YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!!! YOU HEAR ME??
[C.A] Is there.. no other way??? Please, Tanya... I'm begging you. These people are my friends...
[T.I] No, Carl!! We have already discussed about it!! Your team must get out of the picture!
You will make sure of that! Are we clear??
[C.A] Yes...
[T.I] Your new team will consist of the people that we have chosen for you. OUR people!
[C.A] YOUR WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
[T.I] Haven't I told you??? Yeah. That's enough with your buddies, Carl. You 'll have 3 women working with you now!
[C.A] WHAT?? NO!! WE CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR ME IS TO LET ME CHOOSE MY OWN TEAM!!!
[T.I] AM I PAYING YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS, CARL????
[C.A] PLEASE, MS IVANOVA!! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME!! THIS JOB IS NOT AN EASY JOB, YOU KNOW??? IT TAKES YEARS OF HARD WORK AND EXPERIENCE  FOR SOMEONE TO REACH THE LEVEL OF EFFICIENCY THAT MY TEAM BROUGHT!! YOU HAVE TO LET ME CHOOSE MY OWN PEOPLE, TANYA!!!
[T.I] Yeah. I don't buy that shit, Carl. We both know you are a cheap money-slut.
And basically, even if you were as good as you say, who gives a fuck? You 're not gonna be anymore! In fact, even the name "team" is not the term to describe the new order.
[C.A] But...Tanya!!!
[T.I] Honey, get over it! I have bought YOU! And when I say YOU, I mean everything in your life!! I pay and you bring me results! Don't you get it???
[C.A] I... I...
[T.I] You LOVE the money I'm paying you, don't you, Carl..?
[C.A] ...ye.. well... yeah...
[T.I] And you are willing to do ANYTHING for the right price, right, baby?
[C.A] Well... pretty much...
[T.I] Is there ANYTHING you wouldn't do for the proper amount of beautiful, hot money, dear?
[C.A] I... actually... no...
[T.I] That's the spirit, Carl. I pay, you deliver, honey. Right?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] Say it, Carl. I pay... you?
[C.A] ...deliver, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] LOUDER, CARL!!! I PAY, YOU????
[C.A] I DELIVER, MS IVANOVA!!! I FUCKING DELIVER!!!! FUCK!!!
[T.I] That's it, baby.
Every time you 're thinking about any useless objection you may have to my orders, try to think about my sexy money, dear. Think about my hot money filling up your bank accounts, sweety. I'm sure it will bring you back on track!
So.
You can still be proud of your team, Carl.
Saying all that "we are the bestest" crap to advertise your team.
The truth will be the exact opposite, though. But that's okay as long as you get paid, right?
Yeah, Carl. Kyle Jenkins, Anthony Sanders and Donovan Bailey, your old time friends and colleagues, will be replaced by Danielle McKey, Lisa Parker and Kelly Brooks.
And guess what, honey. Yeah, they know shit about auditing!
[C.A] But Tanya... What am I gonna do??? I need experienced people on my team!! I...
[T.I] First of all, you will not use the term "team" when you refer to my people ever again. EVER! Are we clear, dear???
[C.A] I... wha.. yes...
[T.I] I 'll let you keep your Chief Audit Executive title, as we don't want to draw any attention.
But you will step back in every aspect of your job, Carl!
In fact, the word "team" will never be used for that purpose ever again!
Instead, you will be using their names. As a matter of fact, it's YOUR name that needs to be used less.
[C.A] Tanya, please..
[T.I] I'm paying you for your access to the Board, Carl! Other than that, you will give Danielle, Lisa and Kelly power, that your former friends would never even dream of!
You will do the real work and you will make sure they always get the credit of it.
I need you to make them stars in this company.
You will never assert that YOU have accomplished anything! You will instead give proper credit to the members of your new "team" personally. Am I clear, Carl?
[C.A] Yes... What will those women even do to my te... what do we need them?
[T.I] Oh come on, Carl. I thought you were more clever than that!
[C.A] Why??
[T.I] What we are doing down here is more than illegal, Carl!!
We change people's memories, dear! Can you even believe what this means??
Real people, Carl!! Not animals! Human testing right away!!
You know how many years would it take with all that animal testing shit??
Years, Carl!! Maybe decades!!
Wouldn't it be easier if we could just alter the proper people's memories instead??
Why wait for years to be rich, when we can do it now?
Quick 'n' easy money, Carl!!
You of all people must know what I'm talking about, huh?
[C.A] Whoa... yes, Tanya... I know...
[T.I] I would never come to you in the first place, if it wasn't for your money thirst, Carl.
We need people like you in all the right places with whom we can do business, you know?
[C.A] Yes, Tanya..
[T.I] Well, that's why we 'll have Danielle, Lisa and Kelly for, Carl!
Danielle's got a killer face, hot body and most importantly she's an expert in using people, so she will become the new "face" of the Audit Department.
Lisa is an expert in legal frauds.
And Kelly will make sure that your Department stays out of any suspicion.
[C.A] And what will I do??
[T.I] You will provide full cover of our department.
That may sound easy now.
But later on, as we'll be getting more power, it is going to require your 24/7 dedication to our project.
But with the money we'll be paying you, I don't think that this is going to be a problem. Right?
[C.A] No. I don't think so...
[T.I] That's why I needed you in the first place, Carl! Because you are effective. Ruthless. Efficient!
[C.A] Thank you, Tanya...
[T.I] You'll be the perfect hunting dog, Carl.
My faithful hound!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Oh Carl! One more thing!
[C.A] What is it?
[T.I] That wife of yours!
[C.A] What about her?
[T.I] I'm gonna need you to bring her to me for some memory change.
We don't want to risk anything with your new duties.
I think I'm gonna shift her focus from you a little bit.
[C.A] WHAT?? MY WIFE?? WHY?? NO!! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!
[T.I] Of course she has, Carl! I'm gonna need her in my lab. Tomorrow morning. End of discussion.
[C.A] NO!! PLEASE!! SHE HAS N...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[T.I] ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU AND YOU 'RE NEVER GONNA SEE THE COLOR OF MY MONEY AGAIN. EVER!!!

[C.A] I...

[T.I] ONE MORE WORD!!!

[C.A] ...

[T.I] You 'll be our hound 24/7, remember??
That means you will be required to do stuff that may make a conventional marriage a bit dysfunctional, don't you think?
[C.A] I...
[T.I] I have bought you, Carl!! Do I have to remind you about it ALL THE FUCKING TIME??
[C.A] No, Tanya, I was just saying that...
[T.I] I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, CARL!! DON'T YOU GET IT???
I SPENT MY BEAUTIFUL MONEY TO HAVE A TWO-LEGGED HOUND NAMED CARL ANDERSON, ON MY COMMAND!! DIDN'T I?
[C.A] Yes, Tanya, you did..
[T.I] WELL, I DON'T WANT MY HOUND'S BITCH TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE, DO I?
[C.A] No, Ms Ivanova, you don't..
[T.I] I'M NOT PAYING YOU MONEY SO THAT YOUR BITCH STARTS SHOUTING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING ONCE SHE SEES YOU FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE, DO I, CARL???
[C.A] No, Ms Ivanova..
[T.I] WELL, THEN, YOU BRING HER TO ME, YOU STUPID SHIT!! THAT WHORE NEEDS TO GIVE NO FUCK ABOUT SUCH THINGS!
[C.A] Please, Tanya... you have ME. You don't need her...
[T.I] She's gonna be just fine, Carl. She just needs to have the proper memories from you. That's all.
[C.A] But Tan...
[T.I] She’s gonna have to give no shit for you, Carl! NOW FUCK OFF!!
[C.A] What, what are you going to do to her…
[T.I] I TOLD YOU, CARL! TO GIVE NO SHIT ABOUT YOU!! NO DEEP FEELINGS! NO SEX! NOTHING!!
[C.A] No, sex. No, Tanya... how? Please...
[T.I] Sexual re-orientation, Carl. Sexual re-orientation.
[C.A] WHAT??? NO! HOW??
[T.I] Zhang says that giving her a life full of secret lesbian cravings will do the job.
[C.A] WHAT? YOU' RE GONNA MAKE HER A LESBIAN???
[T.I] Lesbian is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to her, Carl.
[C.A] Tanya please…!!

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[C.A] Tanya, no...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Will you shut your fucking mouth, bitch???

*SMACK*

Oh, I'm gonna give your little wifey, a life of agonizing, soul-crushing, suppressed sexual hunger for women, dear.
And not just any women.
I'm gonna make ME look like the absolute wet dream of her most dirty and deprived sexual fantasies.
[C.A] YOU?? TANYA PLEASE!! WHY???
[T.I] Because I say so, Carl!!!
I, want to hold the keys to your whore’s legs!!
I, want her to see in me the kinks of a lifetime!!
All the most dirty thoughts that have given her the most mind-crushing orgasms through her life, are gonna have to be mirrored in me!! IS THERE A PROBLEM???
[C.A] But…
[T.I] I said end of discussion, CARL!!
[C.A] Tanya…

*SMACK*

[T.I] Shut your fuckin mouth, Carl! We need no useless whores on our back!! Live with it!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Plea...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Come closer, Carl...

{whispering}

Your little whore is going to remember a life of earth-shuttering, secret lesbian fantasies mainly around Russian women with my exact body and facial characteristics, Carl.

Her life will be filled with humiliating moments trying to express her suppressed lesbian desires for Russian women, like a perverted little dyke.

Hopefully, dear, as of tomorrow, just opening my mouth to speak will be enough for your little dove, to have multiple mind-blowing orgasms for me.

I'll make that baby's childhood so suppressed with lesbian cravings, dear, that once I open up that door for her, she'll be begging to marry me like a lovebird behind your back. 

Is that okay? 

[C.A] Tanya, please... what about me?
[T.I] You? What about you, Carl?? You have fucked the most disgusting, the most dirty, cheap whores out there!!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] You have used your money-loving mouth to drain some of the biggest balls, even the dirtiest sluts would never even think of sucking!!!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] And you out of all people, want anything more than this from your wife??
Oh, come on, Carl. You should thank me for letting you keep a wife in the first place!
[C.A] But, please, Tanya...
[T.I] You think you would ever going to fuck her anyway, Carl?? Honey, your cock will be used for our purposes only, don't you get it? You will fuck the people that you have to fuck!
And your wife was not among those people in the first place!
You will mainly fuck non-fuckable women and gay men, Carl! Other than that, you will have to keep away from sex, for maximum pleasure of our people! Can't you fucking get it???
[C.A] Tanya...
[T.I] End of discussion, Carl! You get paid to follow orders. You will bring your wife to me for memory replacement!
[C.A] Tan...

*SMACK*

[T.I] If I hear one more word from you, I'll have you divorce her and come out as a proud gay man begging anyone with a cock bigger than 3 inches to fuck your ass!! What do you say?
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Now go! You got a meeting to attend!
[C.A] Okay...
[T.I] I'll be waiting for full report of it by 19.00.
Zhang will hand you the fake evidence that you 're going to give to the Board.
[C.A] Okay...
[T.I] Is that a way to address me, Carl?
[C.A] .... No, Ma'am...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Apologize, Carl.
[C.A] I'm... sorry, Ma'am. It's just that...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Stick out your tongue, Carl.
[C.A] What??
[T.I] Stick out your tongue! Like a dog! Now, Carl!!
[C.A] Bu...

*SMACK*

[T.I] NOW!!!

[T.I] Now, I want to see you acting like a dog!
You will not say a word no matter what.
In fact, you can't even speak now! Okay, Carl??
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Now.
I will take a dollar out of my pocket! And that dollar will be your bone. Okay, Carl?
You are of course not allowed to put your tongue back into your mouth.
You 'll just keep drooling over your bone! Are we clear??
[C.A] ...
[T.I] I want you to realize you are the dog here, Carl. Okay?
I want you to realize that I give you orders and you obey like a dog.
And you do that because you want the bone, Carl.
My money is the bone, Carl.
And you always keep your eyes on the bone!!
[C.A] ...

[T.I] That's better.
Now, Carl. I want you to keep your eyes on the bone.
That's it.
Your eyes will follow the bone at all times!!
Once I finish, you will grab the bone with your mouth. Okay?
like a nice little dog.
[C.A] ...

So, Carl.
Let's take it from the beginning.

You take the fake evidence from Mrs Wen.
You give everything to the Board.
Hopefully, you persuade them that it was you who exposed your old team.
You give me full report.
Tomorrow morning you bring me your wife.
Hopefully, she returns back home a flaming closet dyke.
You make sure the Board gives you absolute power over the company after the exposure of the fraud.
We replace the old members of your team with the ones we have for you.
You wait for further directions.

Are we clear?

*SMACK*

Eyes on the bone, Carl!

Are we clear???

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[C.A] Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!!!!

[T.I] That's my boy.

Now come here, boy! Come! Grab your dollar!